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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Looks like Darwin hasn't evolved.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    This isn't what his grandpa charles had in mind...
     
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    I am convinced that the human evolution is now going backwards.
     
  5. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    That must be one of the worst things I ever heard.
     
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    wherever you can find true love, one should embrace it with all your heart...
     
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    Guy was 59 and getting it up multiple times a day for an alligator, that's quite the drive.
     
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    Anything that says "Florida News" is always followed by something incredibly weird or insanely stupid.
     
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    In all fairness the gator was asking for it, dressed in all of that sexy hot leather
     
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    Florida. Nice place to visit. Just stay within 2 blocks of the ocean and stop for gas before you enter the state.
     
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    How do you have sex with an alligator?
    Carefully

    :p
     
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    He wasn't using it for a blow job.
     
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    You have to admit, that's one good looking alligator.
     
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    upload_2015-7-15_0-4-29.jpeg

    He new something was wrong when a 12' alligator runs into a black mans arms, a dead giveaway!
     
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    But can she foster kittens?
     
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    I'm sure she has found a "Permanent Home" for a few of them.
    And it didn't cost anyone a dime.
     
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