Florida, of coarse!

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    23-year-old Florida woman celebrating end of drug probation gets arrested, charged
    BY Khier Casino
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, December 4, 2015, 1:29 PM

    The party’s over.
    A 23-year-old Florida woman decided to celebrate the end of her probation on a drug conviction by throwing a Xanax and weed-fueled rager for her underagefriends.
    Krystal Kurlowich told her mother that she was going to dinner, but instead hosted a shindig at the nearby North Fort Myers Travelodge at 8:30 p.m. on Nov. 21.
    The party included alcohol, marijuana, and other drugs as well as six teenage friends, NBC2 reported.
    The Lee County Sheriff's Office arrived after receiving a complaint from other hotel guests. Deputies also found a strobe light and glow sticks.
    Kurlowich was charged with six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and one count of possession of drug equipment, the News-Press reported.
    The juveniles told deputies that Kurlowich had paid for the hotel room and bought alcohol so they could "chill and hang out."
    [​IMG] Lee County Sheriff's Office
    Krystal Kurlowich's mother said this is not her daughter's first brush with the law.
    They reportedly ran into the bathroom scared and flushed several drugs down the toilet.
    Officers searched purses belonging to the occupants of the room and found more marijuana in a pill bottle, Xanax , and Vyvanse, a central nervous system stimulant.
    Kurlowich has been released and sent to a mental health facility.
    She is set to appear in a court hearing on Dec. 8
    A female juvenile, 15, was charged with a felony possession of a controlled substance.
    Four of the six teens were released to their parents and two others were charged with possession of alcohol by a minor.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm having turkey tacos Sunday
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Of course?
     
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  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Guilty as fuck.
     
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  5. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Okay, spelling isn't my strong snoot
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Obviesly.
     
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    GUILTY! KILL IT WITH FIRE! :gangtrash:
     
  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    You said you were having meat loaf

    :right:
     
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    Ooofah. She's 23 going on the Crypt Keeper.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's Sunday night, I'm making my extra special Chriza meatloaf for myself and miss Chriza and bringing the leftovers to work like a baller
     
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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Boy,shes pretty rough looking! Dummy
     
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    FLORIDA,,,,the winning state
     
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    Her mouth would make my cock look hhhhuuuugggeeeee
     
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    Is that a pic of a crater moon?
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I also noticed the use of coarse instead of course

    but coarse does fit here
    because her skin is rougher than fuck
     
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    A hoarse is a hoarse of coarse of coarse.
     
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    Where do you even buy this stuff
    I know floridia is a pill state but how the hell do you even find a seller of this stuff
    I wouldn't even know where to ask? WTF
     
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  18. 800dollarwine

    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    I hear you. I'm in Missouri and can't find any pills. Meth, yes. But not pills.
     
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    Zelda Legit Boss

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    It's easy as fuck to get pills here.
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    her face looks as though it caught fire and someone put it out with a pitch fork.