Florida Running Back Shits Pants

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EndOfLine, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

    Reputations:
    71,412
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    7,410
    Likes Received:
    9,755
    [​IMG]

    So, the Florida Gators are playing East Carolina today in the Birmingham Bowl, and at half, Florida's giving the Pirates the business. But that, comrades, is not why we are here.

    We're here because Florida running back Adam Lane Jr. trotted in the end zone from two yards out early in the second quarter. Shortly thereafter, people started to notice that somewhere along the drive, Lane appeared to shit his pants. The photo evidence above, however, could be deemed circumstantial. So we went the extra mile. We dug.

    [​IMG]

    Above is photo evidence of a trainer procuring a towel for Lane after the touchdown to cover his shitty ass. Also important is defensive back Keanu Neal's slightly blurry "are you fucking kidding me?" face.


    [​IMG]

    And five minutes later: the proof. Lane's back on the field with new, white pants. He definitely shit himself.

    http://deadspin.com/florida-running-back-shits-pants-1677266274

    :jj:
     
    broccoli rob and ZosoHitler like this.
  2. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    67,301
    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2012
    Messages:
    5,108
    Likes Received:
    5,833
    :spit:
     
    FosterKitten likes this.
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

    Reputations:
    348,112
    Joined:
    May 3, 2013
    Messages:
    20,087
    Likes Received:
    37,019
    :eek:

    I can honestly say I never shit myself during a game. :snicker:
     
  4. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
  5. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

    Reputations:
    103,352
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,827
    Likes Received:
    19,131
    Allow me...

    [​IMG]
     
    SternsEgo, TheWonk, deadbeat and 2 others like this.
  6. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    39,663
    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2012
    Messages:
    4,001
    Likes Received:
    6,754
    he'll be forever known as "shit pants"
     
    Honkey Donkey likes this.
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    79,855
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,582
    he gave his all
     
    ZosoHitler likes this.
  8. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    124,091
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    10,974
    Likes Received:
    25,847



    athletes can't hold it in like normal people it seems
     
  9. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

    Reputations:
    394,214
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,388
    Likes Received:
    27,051
    Where was Robin's mexican gardener? :jj:
     
    boognishstern, SternsEgo and TheWonk like this.
  10. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,107
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    2,205
    Likes Received:
    4,778
    He was just paying tribute to his rivals in the SEC West who collectively shit themselves in every big bowl game.
     
  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

    Reputations:
    348,112
    Joined:
    May 3, 2013
    Messages:
    20,087
    Likes Received:
    37,019
    Anyone remember this? My God. Look at the peoples faces. :snicker:


    [​IMG]
     
    smichal, rolltide, Gusbuss and 3 others like this.
  12. Dwainw

    Dwainw Active Member

    Reputations:
    1,276
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    498
    Likes Received:
    190
    I was laughing so hard that I shit MY pants!
     
    smichal, Gusbuss and Thedomina like this.
  13. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    134,992
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    15,130
    Likes Received:
    19,250
    Talk about explosive shit. I never understood how it got on the front of him.

    When I ran cross country, my stomach started gurgling. We were running through Boulder. I diverted off the path and busted up some restaurant's toilet something fierce. I couldn't imagine shitting my pants like that and still running.
     
  14. Angry Arab

    Angry Arab Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    15,131
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2014
    Messages:
    2,296
    Likes Received:
    2,891
     
    blindbella likes this.
  15. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

    Reputations:
    467,481
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    29,202
    Likes Received:
    21,237
    I guess his end wasn't all that tight.
     
    Dominic GPS, TheWonk, ARM and 2 others like this.
  16. Smartguy

    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

    Reputations:
    26,812
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,215
    Likes Received:
    2,997
    Did he win?
     
  17. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

    Reputations:
    71,493
    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2012
    Messages:
    5,218
    Likes Received:
    14,149
    That guy may have shit himself, but ECU shit themselves with a minute left when they got intercepted in the end zone.

    Then, the ECU fans kept it classy...

    [​IMG]
     
    smichal and TheLACritic like this.
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

    Reputations:
    817,542
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    31,351
    Likes Received:
    65,492
    Yeah. Vomit. But it shows just how amazing hardcore runners are. The guy finished the race. :golfclap:
     
    rolltide, ARM, LaserT and 1 other person like this.
  19. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    35,042
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    Shitting my pants in public is my worst nightmare. I can only imagine how it being on national TV must feel.
     
    FosterKitten and rolltide like this.
  20. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    63,517
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,193
    Likes Received:
    15,032
    Shit Happens.