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    SANFORD, Fla. — A substitute teacher in central Florida has been arrested after authorities say she showed up drunk in a classroom of second-graders.

    The Orlando Sentinel reports that 52-year-old Holly Joel faces charges of disorderly intoxication, child neglect and disturbing the peace.

    Police officers in Sanford say a school secretary and another staffer became suspicious of Joel while she supervised a classroom of students Tuesday.

    When a principal asked her to stand, she stumbled and fell. She also was unable to answer what day of the week it was.

    A Sanford police officer says Joel had a water bottle filled with a pink liquid that was alcohol. The officer also says her breath smelled of alcohol and she slurred her speech.

    The newspaper says a phone number for Joel was disconnected.
     
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    Not Guilty!:grad:
     
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    "Kids, we're going to say the National Anthem and then we're going to put our heads down and have an 8 hour nap-time."
     
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    wow really?? your getting soft
     
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    She's only a substitute ... what's the BFD? :dontknow:
     
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    I stand on principal!
     
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    nothing like a juicy juice chaser

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    There should be a stickied thread called "Florida"
     
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    Being drunk at work is illegal?
     
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    Slap on the wrist.

    It's not like she was trying to fuck any of the students....
     
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    she has a good work ethic..
    not guilty
     
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    They are really throwing the book at her. It's not like she gave the kids swigs of what she was drinking.
     
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    Like 7 year olds would even know she was drunk :rolleyes:
     
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    Not at all ....go pore your boss a shot
     
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    To be fair, most teachers would love to be drunk. Look at the little pecker heads they have to teach.
    They should have a bar in the teachers lounge.
     
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    It's Sally Fields on 'roids.
     
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    :facepalm: