Florida teen pretends to be a gynecologist for a whole month

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  1. Shivvy

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    http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/p...usted_for_pretending_to_be_a_gynecologist.php

    So a teenage kid was walking around in a lab coat at St. Mary's Medical Center in West Palm Beach totally pretending to be a gynecologist.


    According to an incident report, police got a call on Tuesday about a teen boy roaming the halls of the medical center wearing a lab coat and stethoscope, and telling people he was a doctor.

    The name of the kid has not been released and his exact age was redacted from the West Palm Beach Police incident report, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

    According to the Sun-Sentinel, the kid's mother says he is currently being treated for an undisclosed illness, but has refused to take his meds.

    Neither the hospital nor police are going to charge the teen with any crime.
     
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    Dr Van Nostrom, from the clinic
     
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    Lever update please :fil:
     
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    From Belgium, in the Netherlands
     
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    he was in training from 9 to 12. id imagine hes having lunch now :dontknow:
     
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    "Yes i like what you done there"
     
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    "The report says that the kid had requested a doctor in the OB/GYN office if he could shadow him, like an intern might."

    :rofl:
     
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    fucking genius :hhh:
     
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    I like the cut of that kid's jib. I'd hire him immediately.
     
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    you mean smoking a joint, right?
     
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    funny you ask. so the girl thats training him asked me, "does Ryan smoke? should i give him a 15 minute smoke break?"

    all i could picture was him ripping a bong for 15 minutes
     
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    he's gonna fuck this up :jj:
     
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    Is lever a contractor or employee?
     
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    contractor
     
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    Excelent. Easier to cut the loser if he fails.
     
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    Fucking. Brilliant.

    :golfclap: