WTF Florida woman, 21, insists she is "adult baby", wears diapers, onesies and drinks from bottles

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  1. Tim

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    Looking at Jess’s collection of dummies and sippy cups, you’d be forgiven for thinking the pretty 21-year-old from Florida had a baby of her own to care for.

    But Jess’s collection of onesies aren’t sized for a newborn - they are designed with her 5ft 5in frame in mind. As an ‘adult baby’, Jess likes to wear nappies, drink from bottles and ‘regress’ back to her infancy. A sexual abuse survivor, Jess, who lives in Lakeland, Florida with her 24-year-old boyfriend, David, says that regressing has helped her make peace with her troubled childhood.

    Now a confident and happy young woman, Jess says wearing diapers, babygrows and drinking from bottles has done more for her self-esteem than years of traditional therapy and medication.

     
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    Society has officially deteriorated.
     
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    Well, at least she's not a big fatso.
     
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    She better be shitting and pissing in those diapers, or she is just a joke.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    So does this mean @baltimore mike is an adult baby? He wears adult diapers when he ubers.
     
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    If she was my daughter I'd support her 100%.

    I can't think of how hurtful it is to wake up in an age you don't feel comfortable in.

    It's a great mystery how t3h biochemistry works!

    @yahoo
     
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    Would bang.
     
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    oh yeah, and...

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    If she wasn't white, I wouldn't care.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Gonna end up in diapers eventually anyway. Not guilty.
     
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    Only after changing and a wet wipe cleaning and maybe a little powder
     
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    Florida :jj:
     
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    W
    Wait a second, babies can't have tattoos!
     
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    Hero... So brave.
     
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    Not gonna lie. That gave me a chub
     
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    Would you love her more than your other kids who identify as their actual biological age?
     
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    jesus christ, my 4 & 5 year old neices are less annoying & more well behaved.
     
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