News Florida..... Woman arrested for DogSharking.... fuck, did I really just type that?

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    NAPLES, Fla. -- A Florida woman was arrested Monday for having sex with two pet dogs, according to Collier County deputies.

    Miranda Johns, 21, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal.

    According to an arrest report, deputies were interviewing a man about a sexual battery case involving Johns. The individual denied battering Johns and instead showed deputies videos Johns sent him of herself engaging in oral sex with two pet dogs.

    Johns also sexted images of the encounter to the man.

    Johns is out on a $6,000 bond from the Collier County Jail.

    Daniel Christenbury, spokesman for the Collier County Domestic Animal Services, said Johns does not have a record with the agency
     
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    @dawg already did this
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    oh.. noes!!

    i am so sad now
     
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    I hope they had their shots
     
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    heart wants what the heart wants
     
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    What is it called when someone actually screws a shark?:jj:
     
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    Those 2 dogs can get a blow job but @shitty can't.
    :cwl:
     
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    Ya and in my home state :facepalm:
     
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    well nothing as long as it's a Great White
     
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    I assume they gave her a couple of shots...
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    #blacklabsmatter
     
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