While the story isn't a big deal, fuckin' media has to embarrass the shit out of this woman for the sake of selling a story...Discusting Florida woman tries to steal vibrating sex toy because 'my husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore' BY David Boroff NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 3:25 PM Police Handout Ashton Barton was arrested for trying to steal a vibrating sex toy. Till jail do us part. A Florida woman busted for attempting to steal a vibrating sex toy claimed she was only trying to save her marriage. "I would rather do this than be unfaithful," Ashton Barton told cops, according to The Smoking Gun. The 33-year-old Barton, who has a long history of arrests, was aiming to take a $15 Durex "Ring of Bliss" from a CVS pharmacy in Largo, according to authorities. The suspect confessed Friday to taking the item out of its packaging and trying to hide it, Largo police said. A store employee had given the heads-up to a police officer after observing Barton's suspicious behavior. The mother of four said she wanted the vibrating sex toy because "my husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore." The "Ring of Bliss" is a "specially-shaped vibrating ring for on-the-spot stimulation," according to an Amazon listing. It's also easy to turn on and off and "provides approximately 20 minutes of pleasurable vibrations," the listing reads. Barton has been arrested in the past for marijuana possession, forgery, and repeated bad check violations, according to The Smoking Gun. “I found true love and a husband who supports me in everything I do and want to do," she reportedly wrote on Facebook on Sunday.