News Florida woman arrested for stealing sex toy

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    While the story isn't a big deal, fuckin' media has to embarrass the shit out of this woman for the sake of selling a story...Discusting


    Florida woman tries to steal vibrating sex toy because 'my husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore'
    BY David Boroff
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, March 1, 2016, 3:25 PM
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    Ashton Barton was arrested for trying to steal a vibrating sex toy.
    Till jail do us part.
    A Florida woman busted for attempting to steal a vibrating sex toy claimed she was only trying to save her marriage.
    "I would rather do this than be unfaithful," Ashton Barton told cops, according to The Smoking Gun.
    The 33-year-old Barton, who has a long history of arrests, was aiming to take a $15 Durex "Ring of Bliss" from a CVS pharmacy in Largo, according to authorities.
    The suspect confessed Friday to taking the item out of its packaging and trying to hide it, Largo police said. A store employee had given the heads-up to a police officer after observing Barton's suspicious behavior.
    The mother of four said she wanted the vibrating sex toy because "my husband doesn’t want to touch me anymore."
    The "Ring of Bliss" is a "specially-shaped vibrating ring for on-the-spot stimulation," according to an Amazon listing. It's also easy to turn on and off and "provides approximately 20 minutes of pleasurable vibrations," the listing reads.
    Barton has been arrested in the past for marijuana possession, forgery, and repeated bad check violations, according to The Smoking Gun.
    “I found true love and a husband who supports me in everything I do and want to do," she reportedly wrote on Facebook on Sunday.

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  2. face palm

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    excellent tag work
     
  3. Shivvy

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    I've wondered why CVS sells this stuff
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Petcock
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Hey, buddy
     
  6. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Guilty
     
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    First she kills someone in traffic and now this. Stay brave stay strong Cait.
     
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    Put another one in the column for Florida.
     
  9. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    If her husband doesn't want to go near her just who's cock was that supposed to go on? She is either lying or not to bright.

    If she's telling the truth could some one please send the poor girl a decent dildo.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    The bigger story is that a major paper runs with a non story that serves no purpose than to embarrass this women
     
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    two things: try washing that cooter, and pay for your toys. should help
     
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    How did they finger her?
     
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    That's a hard 33, instead of stealing a vibrator howzabout stealing some oil of olay?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    That's a ROUGH 33. Looks 53.

    If the story is true, sad, but she can't afford to spend $15 to just buy the thing? Something doesn't add up.
     
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    Shiv, do you use sex toys/cum rags with your wife? To spice it up?
     
  16. Shivvy

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    From time to time
     
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    No bliss for you miss.
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    She's a thief. She could use a little embarrassing.
     
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