News Florida Woman Beats Up Husband After Finding His Dildo

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  1. Tim

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    Wife Battered Husband After She Found Dildo Among His Belongings, Cops Charge

    Meet Chao Gao.

    After discovering a dildo among her husband’s belongings during a move Wednesday night, the Florida woman attacked her spouse, leaving him with bruises and scratches After discovering a dildo among her husband’s belongings during a move Wednesday night, the Florida woman attacked her spouse, leaving him with bruises and scratches on his face, according to cops who arrested Chao for domestic battery.

    In a police statement, Sinclair wrote that Gao became furious upon learning from him that “a dildo she found was actually for me to use.”

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/wife-batters-husband-over-sex-toy-263478
     
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    If he would of just kept it packed away in his ass then this would of never happened.
     
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    When Brutal Master gives you an order, you follow it.
     
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    Yep Florida again.
     
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    She fugly :wtf:
     
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    I hope that @hoochieking is still able to post after taking a beating like that.
     
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    :jj:

    It's been a while since we've seen this one:

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    She looks like the Saigon Whore who took off Farley's nose in Dirty Work.

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    Sum Ting Wong?
     
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    She should calm down.
    I found this arsenal in my mom's locked cedar chest after she passed away. Of course I was shocked. But none of my business and bless her soul my mom always had a smile on her face.

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    Please tell me that she beat him with the dildo.
     
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    How did she know it was his use?

    Was there feces on it? :shit:
     
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    Damn. You musta stretched her out like the Holland Tunnel when you came out.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    what do you expect, married to that thing will eventually turn any straight man gay
     
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    Are you serious??? Holy shit :sarcastic:
     
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    Assault with a friendly weapon.
     
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    They don't show a pic of the wife?
     
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