Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Aug 31, 2016.
Of course she films it vertically.
Huge dummy of a son finally came in handy.
At least she had the presence of mind to film it at all--I would have been shitting my pants and most likely completely immobilized.
You always come up with interesting stuff Dawg.
Sorry, but I have to do this..... on a golf course in north Jersey, about 2 years ago, myself and a friend of mine came upon a bear family from about 50 yards away. I was never that scared in my life. Later on, my friend said the same.
We were playing golf at a place called Black Bear - coincidence or not? It was well in to fall at the time.
It was a par 4 with an elevated tee. I hit my ball in the fairway, while my partner hooked his OB. We walked down from the tee going towards where it went out of bounds and to our freaking complete surprise, there they were. A family of bears. I've never seen one before. At first we only saw the babies. We both looked at each other and said we've got to get the fuck out of here now! We both knew that mama bear has to be close by. Real close.
The next thing we know, we hear a loud rustling noise from the bushes in back of the cubs. Sure enough, mama appeared - and was way faster than I ever thought she could be. She went through this ridiculously thick and thorned bush like it wasn't even there. Note, it was thick enough to hide her entire body. We never saw her until she came out.
Like we were possessed, we both ran up, back towards the tee box.
I really thought we were going to get devoured. Everyone knows - don't ever fuck with a mama bear, PERIOD.
I'm sure my story has put you asleep Dawg. Sorry about that. I couldn't help it. I rarely get to tell my bear story off the golf course.
Thanks for the story man! Never be sorry for posting something interesting.
This one time at band camp...
I'd ravage you like a bear on Leo
Golf,lol. Might as well take it in the ass
Varmint has been on a rampage today.
Vertical filming. What the fuck!
This one time on the debate team....
Thanks. I appreciate that. It was very nice of you to say.
That's fucking crazy man, if she didn't have a son that massive shit might have gone down!
Holy shit and 3 quarters.
Just wait a second before passing judgement.
Please don't group all of us with Tom and Scott.....
I don't know about a black bear but a grizzly can take your head off with one swipe. And it can outrun you. And take out your car door if you made it to your car.