News Florida Woman Goes to kia dealer, pretends to be manager, begins Firing people

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    A Florida woman was arrested in Louisiana on Tuesday after deputies said she entered a Kia dealership, posed as a manager, and then began to try to fire employees.

    Mila Ellis, 21, of Hialeah, entered the dealership in Covington, La., around 9 a.m. and began to pretend to be a manager, telling employees they were fired, WGNO reports. Employees said Ellis was “acting erratic” and called authorities because they knew she wasn’t a manager.

    When deputies arrived, they asked her to leave and discovered that the Honda Accord she was driving was stolen from Broward County. Deputies said they tried to stop Ellis, but she put the car in reverse and almost hit one of the deputies before driving down the road.

    She then rammed into two police vehicles before she ran into a ditch, deputies added.

    She was arrested and charged with aggravated criminal damage, aggravated flight from an officer, attempted murder of a police officer, possession of stolen property and disturbing the peace.

    Read more at WGNO.
     
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    Wait....so she wasn't shot?
     
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    That thing has never had a real job.
     
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    Surprised she wsn't driving a Kia.
     
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    Guilty until I see the tits!!
     
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    No bugs bunny gif? :cmon:
     
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    The is hilarious..
     
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    I'm sure she's mentally ill
     
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    Lol... a black manager...
     
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    Fake blaek managers matter.
     
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    Option #1 - Pretend to be the manager and fire people. Works if they believe you.

    Option #2 - Pretend to be the manager and get HR to pay you for some fake job. Leave and collect the Benjamins. Again, works if they believe you.


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    I would have told her you you can't fire me, I quit!

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    They SHOULD HAVE shot her!!!!
     
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    surprised it wasn't a GM/Cadillac dealership
     
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