Florida women offers blowjobs to cops

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  1. Shithead

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    Florida woman offered three officers oral sex if they dropped charges of drunk driving, drug possession: police
    BY Joel Landau
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, September 2, 2015, 10:09 AM
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    It was an offer not one, but three officers could refuse.

    A Florida woman arrested for drunk driving and possession of marijuana and cocaine offered to perform oral sex on three different officers if they would drop the charges, authorities said according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

    But when the cops rejected her offer for an impromptu plea bargain she was hit with three counts of bribery.

    Arielle Engert, 24, was pulled over at 2:48 a.m. Monday in Pinellas County and charged with drunk driving, the website reports. She allegedly failed a series of field sobriety tests and her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit, police said.

    While being processed for the two crimes, she allegedly tried to play let's make a deal and offered to perform fellatio and other sex acts if a deputy dropped the charges, police said.

    But it didn't work and she was taken to the county jail where officers discovered a small bag of cocaine in her bra. That added felony charges of narcotics possession and introduction of contraband into a detention facility, the website reports.

    Undeterred from her initial rejection she then offered the same deal to two other deputies.

    But when she was rejected again police added three counts of bribery to her rap sheet.

    Engert was released after posting $5,150 bond, Tuesday, the website reported.

    The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office did not return a message seeking comment Wednesday morning.
     
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    I'm surprised they rejected her... she looks perfectly acceptable. No?
     
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    Not guilty.......of anything......ever.
     
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    Dashcams have screwed all of those shenanigans up.
     
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    I want to search her bra for contraband.

    And the judge is clearly a big Van Halen fan. :giggle:

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    For drunk driving she's guilty. For everything else, not guilty!
     
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    is this another one of those fake onion stories? :fil:
     
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    These cops are homos right?
     
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    A blowjob could have gotten her off for the drunk driving charge.
    She's going to have to give up some anal for the coke charge.
     
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    Not so fast fellas

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    looking a bit rough here but Im still absolving her of any wrongdoing
     
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    What? You don't care for the inlays in the wood floor?
     
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    Oh my fucking god, bless her fucking giving heart............
     
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