Flying is the worst

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  1. koclem

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    [video=youtube;5rCzaIcN0NI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rCzaIcN0NI#t=57[/video]
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Airlines have become flying city buses.
     
  3. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Holy fuck, I would DEMAND a fucking refund.
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Flying ghettos... :facepalm:
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I can certainly understand being horrified about landing in Tampa, but you still have to maintain yourself in public.
     
  6. koclem

    koclem .|..O..|. VIP Banned User

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    yea I don't even know how I would deal with this situation, hopefully someone pummeled her.
     
  7. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    It's Hateman's retarded religious sister.

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  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Great. Now there will be an upcharge to sit in the "non-crazy" section.
     
  9. itpdude

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    Is she yapping that loud while checking out the Air Mall and tweeting about it all at the same time?

    Women are good at multi-tasking.

    Problem is they do none of it well.
     
  10. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Honestly, I don't want to travel, anymore, ever. So sick of the headaches & drama.
     
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    I fly a lot for my job and I've learned to detest my fellow passengers...from the inevitable person who will squeeze their overhead luggage above my seat so I have no place to put it, to the guy who fights for the arm rest, to the asshole in front of me who insists on leaning his seat back into my lap.
    The entire experience is a fuck-coaster from beginning to end.
    I now pay extra to go through the faster security lines and to board the plane first just so I don't have to deal with the madness...as well as upgrade to a seat with more leg room (I'm over six feet tall in heels).
    The entire experience is so god damn stressful that I make it a point to drink 2 dirty martini's with a .5 xanax an hour before I board the plane...regardless of the time of my flight.
    Yes, I'm THAT woman in the airport bar at 8:45am slamming martini's.
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Want to get away?

    Looks like a Southwest Airlines flight .....

    in situations like that good quality noise cancelling head phones and an iPad are worth their weight in gold...

    :cheer:
     
  13. itpdude

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    And now I'm picturing you taking your pre-flight dumper with your AV's look of quiet satisfaction.
     
  14. markluke

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    It's unfortunate that flying has turned into a pseudo-Grayhound level of courtesy and service. There are 2 kinds of people that totally disgust me when flying - (1) the people who yell at and otherwise abuse gate attendants, because that doesn't accomplish anything except stress anyone out, and (2) the people who for some godforsaken reason fart continuously on red-eye flights and poison a half dozen rows of the plane. There needs to be a special place in hell for those two groups of people.
     
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    Simple cheap earplugs work too.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am in the same boat .... do 20 flights a year and yea the extra few dollars go along way to not killing a fool
     
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    not when you have a baby crying next to you for 3000 miles ...

    i do keep a pair of ear buds with me but nothing beats noise cancelling
     
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    I wonder if she thinks God is her savior?
     
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    you dont put your seat back too?
     
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