"flying solo" -- the media is gay about this harrison ford crash

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they're hailing him a hero because he crashed his plane. top story on GMA for 10 minutes. never mind terrorism trials and shit, han solo crashed lightly and lived.
     
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    Jelly?
     
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    America is celebrity obsessed.

    Plane crash + celebrity = RATINGS!!!
     
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    Someone needs to take away Grandpa Harrison's pilot's license.

    Between the damage to the golf course and the response from police and EMT/fire, how many millions in damage did he just cost everyone? I suppose he has the money to cover it, but what if he had flown into a house and killed a family or something?
     
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  5. crazypreacher

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    He should demand a refund from the JFK Jr. School of Aeronautics.
     
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    the first step towards not drawing more attention to it is making another thread about it
     
  7. BaddFunn

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    If it turns out to be pilot error I agree. Most likely it was just an engine malfunction and that shit can happen to anyone. The bottom line is he put it down away from any people on the ground and lived which isn't very easy to do.
     
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    That's true.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Looks like it happened right after takeoff which could possibly mean it was a fuel related problem. Water in the fuel type shit. :grad:
     
  10. crazypreacher

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    70 yo airplane right?
     
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    Shoulda gapped the points. :fil:
     
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    At his age did he remember to put fuel in it?
     
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    yeah
     
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    That would be a pretty major oversight.
     
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    California is in a drought condition and he is wasting water that way.
    What a jerk.
     
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    I came up with the "this wouldn't have happened if chewbaca was with him" joke. I want full credit
     
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    this
     
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    I think after the first crash he should've packed it in.
     
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    HE'S FINE! It's a 2 second story and move the fuck on! It's not like he's dead!
     
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