Fond High School Memories

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Please post some of the good times you had in High School.
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Note to fellow posters: Please don't try and soil this thread with your bad memories of High School, we've heard it all before. Waaaah, everyone hated me, waaaah I was not a jock, waaaahh I felt like an outsider.

    You sucked then and you suck now.
     
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Your mother
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    No idea what this even means brah?

    You talkin about my Mother?
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The first time I fingerbanged a girl was in the dugout of the baseball stadium. I was 14 and she was 17. I didn't tell anyone cuz she was ugly but I enjoyed it anyway cuz it was a wet poosy.
     
  6. Avalon

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    drugz, selling drugz, money

    etc.
     
  7. Scott

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    Aforementioned dugout in the background.
     
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    In my freshman year there was someone called the Mad Crapper who was shitting all over the school. They were finding shit in lockers, on desks, even on the middle of the gym floor right on the Bulldog's nose.

    One day we were in the class next to the band room and the band teacher barged in and was bright red and had smoke coming from his ears. My teacher asked what was wrong and he said "Somebody.... shit... in... the ..... BARITONE!!!!!"
     
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    u can go ahead and admit u were the mad crapper now
     
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    Story seems familiar.
     
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    Did you go to Rockland too?
     
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    Look, I'm sure every school has had a mad crapper, but this story is 100% true.
     
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    My cousin did.
     
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    Sounds like the kind of guy that would defecate in a saxophone.
     
  16. Avalon

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    there waz a mad crapper in an episode of the sopranos
    but he didn't try to keep it a secret, tho
     
  17. Scott

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    I never saw it. On a side note, the music teacher's name was Mr. Bell.
     
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    [video=youtube;yuE3NnvE_5s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuE3NnvE_5s[/video]
     
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    I was in the curling club
     
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