Conspiracy Food and Sex

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Sep 13, 2016.

  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature Gold

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    Have you ever mixed the two?
     
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    Skycoaster Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nope, but I'm willing to try...
     
  3. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig Banned User

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    You only get that by sucking on a tit after baby is born.
     
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    Pastrami in rye with spicy mustard
     
  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Sure.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    A little Hershey's syrup, some Reddi-whip? Sure, who hasn't?
     
  7. Flabo

    Flabo Well-Known Member

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    My wife tastes fine, I don't need any syrup or whip cream, plus I know for a fact that sugar and the vagina do not mix well, it causes yeast infections
     
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  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    how about a hot carl?

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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    I used vegetables on one of my first girlfriends.

    Silly kids.
     
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    Chorizo up Robin's snatch.
     
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    Poured chocolate syrup on my shaft and had a woman lick it off
     
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    HowieHasBeen Well-Known Member VIP

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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    NO NO NO NO NO. And never the two shall meet.
     
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    Never used a food that way but I dated a chick who masturbated with an electric toothbrush and I used it on her while she blew me. She went nuts
     
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    And it made her pussy smell minty fresh.
     
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    Strawberries and whip cream
     
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    Fucked my ex-wife with a banana. In retrospect, I probably should have left the banana unpeeled: I ended up spending 10 awkward minutes trying to fish out the tip of the banana after it broke off in her. ;)