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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    favorite show: Chopped

    favorite broad I'd plow: The little hispanic chick Marcela Valladolid (no fucking contest)

    least favorite broad I'd plow (hard): Gina Neely

    Chefs food I'd most like to try: Morimoto/Batali would be the best but damn Bobby Flay's food looks good.

    favorite dude (no plow): Alton Brown

    fuck, I'm bored









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  2. Peau de Soie

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    Batali hasn't been on the network in years. Maybe reruns? There was a lot of animosity apparently. But his secret weapon Anne Burrell is all over the channel.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Something about that Neely broad, makes me thinks she is great in the sack, high school cheerleader act.

    I would DEFINITELY take her over the Barefoot Contessa.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i like that show with boby flay on sunday mornings, grilling with flay?, maybe i dunno.
    love that outside set, backyard, deck whatever it is, nice setup.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    if you name a hot bangable chick, the rules are you provide pics...common interwebs courtesy.:c
     
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  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't believe she got knocked out of the running for the next Iron Chef.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Marcela Valladolid> :up:
     
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    I know! I didn't even realize that douchemaster Zakarian could cook until he did that special celebrity Chopped. I thought his only skill was condescension.
     
  11. Senator Rick

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    Neely's is the worst Memphis barbecue you can find.
    In Memphis they rarely scored higher than 70 in The Memphis-Shelby County Department of Health restaurant inspection ratings.
    I understand their Manhattan restaurant is even nastier.
    Fuck that uppity bitch.
     
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    rhianna
     
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    I didn't realize there was so much drama on the food channel. I'll have to start watching it....
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I know who it is, I'm saying Marcela Valladolid is mucho better, brah.
     
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  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    right? ==@!@== repped, brah
     
  16. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Marcela Valladolid needs to get fucked hard, but Diners Drive Ins and Dives is clearly the best show.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Ingrid Hoffmann FTW.


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  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    It's actually got a shitpot full of good shows. :up:

    Loved it at first and still do like it, but Guy has become an absolute douche nozzle.

    The only reason I went with Marcela Valladolid over Ingrid was the Latina thing, but God damn she's fine too.
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I can't fucking stand her, but I'd hate fuck and donkey punch with vigor.
     
  20. blairg

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    What's that Goth slut that did the Christmas special with Chuck? She could probably fuck like a $4000 hooker.