Fools at O'hare

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  1. Rod-Stroker

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    Security checkpoint lines stretching more than a mile in length IDIOTS
     
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    Like at Starbucks
     
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    My kind of town
     
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    Getting fondled takes time.
     
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    they heard they were giving away hairy ass for all the faggits
     
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    Who are the fools and who are the idiots? The people in the lines or the security people? Or is one group the fools and the other the idiots? Did you measure the line? Was it stretching outside? Did they have any signs every so often that said how long your wait would be? I'm guessing the people from 3/4 of a mile on would have at least a day's wait.
     
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    TSA Precheck is the best thing ever
     
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    That's a lot of questions.
     
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    I wondered the same things, then I remembered it's Rod, the guy with the bell bottom funeral pants.
     
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  10. Lucky Pierre

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    He means the people who are in charge should have managed the situation better with more staff, more checkpoints, a better way to organize the lines, etc.

    Seems like a reasonable complaint when you consider we're 13 years past 9-11 in a huge, busy major metropolitan airport on a Holiday weekend.
     
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    What's so odd about this whole security thing is that on 9-11 the terrorist didn't violate any security rules or sneak anything past security. The box cutters and small knives were all allowed back then - not to mention that pilots were told to give up the cockpit and cooperate.

    The response of patting down everyone from infants to the elderly so we can take away their wine bottle openers and nail clippers is a bit ridiculous. Their responding as if the terrorist outsmarted security by sneaking weapons past them .... they didn't.
     
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    I spent a lot of time in line at Houston, TX, too. The security there is pretty brutal.
     
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    Before I saw this I was going to post about O'Hare. Last winter there was a girl this hot only dressed classier a few people behind me. As soon as I got through the scanner I hung around to see what I could see on the screen that security was looking at. She went to another scanner that I couldn't see but I had to stay there by my stuff to collect my items and put my shoes on.
    So hot though.
     
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    Rod is planning something horrific

    :chair:
     
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    I heard it was that bad at Midway as well....I have to fly out of there in a few hours, Im hoping it is better
     
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    Love the pervy creeper stalker angle.

    Well done.

    Makes me proud.


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    If I saw this chick in line, I would be anally tongue fucking her in my mind

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    :jj: I laughed and made fun of Rod last night when he said security lines were longer than a mile. I just heard on tv that it is true. 1.2 miles long. I thought he was just pissed and exaggerating.

    Sorry dude. :console:
     
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