For $1 MM raised through Kickstarter, would Stern agree to get his "hair" tested?

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  1. BringBackJackie

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    No wig, no dye. I proposed this to Stern on twitter
     
  2. FishySausage

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    And he didn't answer you? That's weird. :eyeroll:
     
  3. BringBackJackie

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    Course not. But pleasure can be had calling him out publicly on his bullshit
     
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    [h=2]For $1 MM raised through Kickstarter, would Stern agree to get his "anus" tested for "semen"?[/h]
     
  5. Ice Hole

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    Give the Million to the first Stern Compound staff member that can pluck a hair off of Howard's headphones and one of his discarded toothpicks.
     
  6. Phillipmcd

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    Howard would go fully Howard Hughes if that happened.
     
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    His hair will test positive for the DNA of a 21 year old Indian girl.

    It's probably one of those "real human hair" wig/systems. So it's not gonna test fake, just not his!
     
  8. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

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    Better to # Stern backs out of hair test
     
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    It would be the perfect kickstarter because it'll never reach goal but the higher it went the more attention and media coverage it could get = more embarrassment for thin skinned aunt howard
     
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    What is he talking about, Robin? Get off my phone!!!
     
  11. Snotty

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    Give that fuck a million to have him go.....No...No...NNNNNNNNO!!! Not that "Hair".....This "Hair".......No thanks.......
     
  12. SternsEgo

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    If the money is going to the wig, NSAL, or any "charity" that has to do with the stern show, fuck that.
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    Only 1 million? That's new bags for Beth.
     
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    you can't test anything that artificial on prancing patty. she would burst into more flames than a 5 alarm fire. and that's a lot for someone already flaming.
     
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    For 1m dollars raised via Kickstarter, would Beff have a genetic test to prove the presence of Equine DNA?

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  16. Willowglen

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    Robin I pay half of my income in taxes. It wouldn't be worth it.
     
  17. monsoon

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    He'll give you a sample when moooose releases it's huge portfolio of when it was a 1 name huge modoe in the UK.


    Not gonna happen...

    f-mutt
     
  18. Wigward Hairhat

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    He'd probably do a 'Gattaca' and start planting real HS hairs (underarm and the horseshoe area of his head) on his chair and console, all the while meticulously cleaning away the Indian/Russian/Chinese variety.
     
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    he could just pluck a strand of hair from underneath his enormous fake hair system

    i think the better bet is to get him to shave his head and the regrowth process will spur incredible innovations in wig technologies
     
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    Not that this is going to happen you would have to add "no hair transplant" to "no wig" and "no die"

    Howard has the both tha vanity, financial means, and spare time to have hair from an indian teenager emplanted into his head, hair, by hair