News For $599, Zenbo the trans-gender libcuck robot will tell you what to do.

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  1. SuperFarts

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    Friendly Zenbo robot runs your home, tells you what to eat and looks out for elderly relatives
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    "A real-life version of BB-8 from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Asus' Zenbo responds to spoken queries and requests - and takes photos when it sees fit.

    Running a home while trying to keep your family fed, safe and entertained is no easy feat - but help is at hand, in the form of a friendly, knee-high rolling ROBOT.

    A kind of droid butler, Zenbo bears similarities to BB-8, the loyal astromech that accompanies Poe Dameron in J.J. Abrams' Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

    It's designed to help people manage their homes, acting as a security guard-of-sorts, hands-free kitchen assistant and even family photographer.

    Responding to spoken requests, it can help people buy goods online, find recipes for meals, sing, dance, tell stories and tutor children."

     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Aido will kick his fucking ass!

     
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    I had one in the 70s....

     
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    Danger Will Robinson!
     
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    I could not sleep with a robot in the house :bug:

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    True but Aido seems a little more creepy.

    He just kinda looks at you like WTF are you lookin at?
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    At one point in the video, Aido secretly films the boy and instantly sends the footage to his mother.

    Could you imagine having Aido bust you doing coke, smoking weed, or jerking off as a teenager?

    "God Damnit, Aido! You fucking snitch!"
     
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    That's advanced for the 70s. Well done
     
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    nope nope nope..

    think i'll wait until i can have a BB8

     
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    What's a libcuck?
     
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    Ask @Jayla
     
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    I deleted "Siri" from my iPhone.. .I wouldn't put up with a bossy robot.

    Is it waterproof? It doesn't look waterproof.
     
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    Actually if you read carefully, you'd notice that YOU tell the robot what to do. It's not the other way around.

    Besides I don't think a price of machinery gives a shit about the current political climate or its buzzwords.

    Also, it doesn't appear that this robot has any sexual organs. Sorry to disappoint.
     
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    I dunno, I mean, that wink seems kind of suspicious.