For all you drunks and addicts...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You cannot think yourself clean, you cannot medicate yourself clean, you cannot wish yourself clean. The love of a good man/woman/mother/father/family/friend/kids will not get you clean. All the money in the world will not get you clean, nor will the best job, house, car or jewelry

    Getting clean and sober is the hardest thing you will ever do, but you can do it, you have to want to get well for one day, more than you want to get high or drunk.

    Go to a hospital emergency room, tell them you are suffering with long term drug addiction or alcoholism. Go to rehab. If you have to spend your last dime to get there do it.

    Jail
    Death
    pysch ward

    your only other alternatives

    http://www.findtreatment.samhsa.gov/


    "It must never be forgotten that the purpose of Alcoholics Anonymous is to sober up alcoholics. There is no religious or spiritual requirement for membership. No demands are made on anyone. An experience is offered which members may accept or reject. That is up to them." --Bill W
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Jesus Christ I'm trying to enjoy my 13th glass of wine here. Shut the fuck up
     
  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    lol
     
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  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    All you need is the desire.
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This is all well and good, but what do you do if your addiction is pussy???
     
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  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I've been drinking lemon deep eddy vodka since 2 pm.

    Feel great

    Will run 3 - 4 months miles in the AM

    Then drink all day until everything is funny as fuck, then probably not drink for 3 weeks or whenever i feel like it... Maybe months... Maybe days....

    Happy 4th

    :lo5:
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Lots of big babies in the Howard forum
     
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  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Bill is a faggot
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    God bless you
     
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  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    And I was even more miserable than I am now. And anyone with any basic knowledge of science knows God is for the weak minded.
     
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  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    science won't get you clean either
     
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    Dry drunk.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I don't really think I need to be clean and sober to have a good life.
     
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    So how is the other way going for you again?
     
  20. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That was me May 6th through the 10th.