****For Chriza And Other Oregon Residents Who Smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****

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  1. Schmoopy

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    Oregon Bill Would Make Cigarettes Only Available with Prescription
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    Is this the next step in the war on smoking? A Portland lawmaker has proposed that you can only buy or possess cigarettes in Oregon with a doctor’s prescription, reports Fox 12:
    Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance, meaning it would be illegal to possess or distribute cigarettes without a doctor’s prescription.
    Under the proposal, offenders would face maximum punishments of one year in prison, a $6,250 fine or both.
    Other drugs and substances that are considered Schedule III controlled substances are ketamine, lysergic acid and anabolic steroids.
    Really, the amount of moral outrage over smoking is insane. It’s not a great habit, but in the grand scheme of things, it’s fairly small. And as long as the government isn’t taxingrequiring a prescription for other non-ideal behaviors (complaining, unkind gossiping, laziness, etc., etc.), it should stop singling out smoking.


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    Fuck you, Oderus. :coffee:
     
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    I'm good with this :dontknow:
     
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    How the fuck would one get a doctor to prescribe cigarettes? o_O
     
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    Who gives a shit
     
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    $8.22 marlboro's yesterday
     
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    How do you get a prescription for cigarettes?
     
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    :ninja:
     
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    Marlboro Special Lights, $4.50 :yes:
     
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    Another one who doesn't mind giving up his freedom. :facepalm:
     
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    kick backs like the rest of the drugs they hand out
     
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    What's next? Not being able to leave your apartment?
     
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    nice lady at a gas station in Estes Park, Colorado wouldnt sell me cigs cus they were 5 cents cheaper down the road
    I said, bitch please its 5 bucks more where I'm from
     
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    I know a fellow who might have something to say about this...
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    fuck you caribou
     
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    I quit
     
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    I don't have a fucking buzzer

    I'm at home!
     
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    He has a freezer full of Hot Pockets.
    You jelly?
     
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    this won't happen
     
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    How the fuck do you know that