For My Last Day At Work

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Since a random will be a thing of the past once I go on disability for 5-6 months a friend gave me these 2 stanky sticky thangs for medicinal use while I recover

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  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Like WHOA!
     
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    5-6 months? what's happening?
     
  4. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    getting his suits resized
     
  5. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You're getting a cock removed from your ass?
     
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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You're on disability for having a small wiener?
     
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  8. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    whoa hey I didn't ask to see your cock, dude.
     
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  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    BTW, I'm a plumber not a radiologist.
     
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  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    His pipe is clogged with a foreign body.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Thank you doctor.
     
  12. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Getting a new hip. the left one if you can't tell
     
  13. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    They're going to make his ween hang to the right
     
  15. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    ouch. good luck.
     
  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Sun Maid Raisins have me unclogged fyi

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  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    For real though. Speedy recovery.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    the fuck .. are you 92?
     
  19. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    answers the "why did you choose your screen name" question.
     
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  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Shits fucked up,I can't explain it to you.Rest assured my Paki Orthopedic surgeon has done this a time or two hundred.