Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Nov 26, 2015.
A little music to sing after the turkey- this song reminds me of you...
Kek. City people.
County folk smell bad and have dirty feet.
I wear ask body spray and my feet are ok for a dude.
Go squirt me so moo juice for my coffee
Pay me, whore.
How often do you think farmers get turned on when milking a cow?
I'm guessing some teets are nicer than others.
Some are long and spongy. Some are short and hard to coax milk out of. Particularly when it's cold.
Is it wrong that I found this kind of arousing?