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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, Feb 18, 2013.

  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Check this shit out! :eek:

    Now you can really rock those cucumbers!
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    Read more about this incredible invention here.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :omg:

    I gotta stop buying those stupid baby carrots.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    My birthday is in April..............just sayin'............. :whistle:
     
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    slip, make an amazon wish list
    i might surprise you :)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You are both irrelevant now.

    Replaced by local produce.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :depressed:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'd like to say you could fall back on your cooking skills, but between the sausage and the carrots, I've got a decent meal to throw on the barbecue when I'm through. :console:
     
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    Do you real need to make object look like a penis to get desired effect!
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    :dontknow: What about my hot loads?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Wanna come over for a barbecue? :)
     
  14. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I've never fucked a veggie, but if I had one of these, I'd be picking out some beauties. :woowoo:
    I wonder if they give bulk deals :bigthink:
     
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    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    With this, it would be easier to say no to PP
     
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    :nooo:
     
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    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    No, I do fine with my fingers...but seems fun, no?
     
  18. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :wtf:
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I was under the assumption that human penises weren't all that hard to comedy for young pretty ladies suh as yourself, why would you need that thing?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Because vegetables don't talk back, whine like bitches, or fart in bed. :grad: