WTF For the first time in my life, I am cracking nuts....

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  1. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    ....open. Previously, I've only had nuts that had the shell already removed, but I was gifted a bag of mixed, shell-on nuts: almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, and pecans. What a fucking mess
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Inspirational.
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  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I've posted some shitty threads before, but this takes the cake.
     
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  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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  5. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    I have one of these babies...

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    Crack any nut you throw at it.
     
  6. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Damn man, that's a kick-ass nut cracker! Ever stick your dick in it?
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And skulls?:giggle:

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  8. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    It honestly never occurred to me.
     
  9. njguy8

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    Probably good for people wanting to quit smoking - giving them something to do with their hands rather than holding a cigarette.

    At the same time, it can be a major pain in the arse.... which is why un-shelled nuts are almost always cheaper than their shelled counterparts.
     
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  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Howard related
     
  11. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    It's the first thing I thought of ... I might have a problem.
     
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  12. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    People with problems don't realize they have a problem, so I'd say you're good.
     
  13. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I like to put in a little work before I get the nuts in my mouth.
     
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    Omg my mil called hazelnuts this one time in front of the grandkids and they were hysterical!! :giggle:
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    He appreciates it :smile:
     
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  16. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    I grew up with my dad calling them that!
     
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    Opening walnuts on thanksgiving is one of my favorite childhood memories....still love them today :munch2:
     
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    :yes:
     
  19. Stretch5000

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    Ugh, the pecans have been a disaster.