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  1. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Listen to Professor @ShutUpSitDown. His research is impeccable.

    "I've just concluded a teleconference with my colleagues at CERN and our findings are beyond stupifying. As the data will attest, the average Bar Skunk has a like/post ratio of 0.179. The average Stern Forum degenerate has a like/post ratio of 0.74, and it drops to 0.644 if you disqualify the contributions of @@1Vegasgirl . By comparison, the average Macho Thread poster has a like/post ratio of 3.34. More dramatically, the average Larry Inc. member has a like/post ratio of 3.52, meaning that the average Larry Inc. member is five times more popular, fashionable, educated, and wealthy than a garden variety Stern Forum denizen. And they are more than thirty times greater in those metrics than the typical Bar Forum cretinous humanoid mouthbreather. Certainly these results were expected, but my esteemed colleagues and I were stunned at how worthless, poor, and uneducated most Bar Posters were. I will be making recommendations to the Larry Shed executive committee that the Bar be bulldozed into the sea and replaced with a crack house, orphanage, or some other similarly less blighted structure."

    Learn it, and love it!
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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  3. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    These are your constituents, brah.
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Stay out of Biff's threads with this nonsense, Phil.
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    I'm pretty sure Biff can take care of himself, Snerp Derggy Derg. :belch:
     
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  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Fucking right! @Phil McKrakin should only be allowed in my drinking thread.
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

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    I posted a period... :lol:
     
  8. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    Like to post ratio of
    1. 0.287671232877

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  9. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Dude... don't be smack talking Dawg. I like you, but you can be so uncouth at times. Know your role, and shut yo mouth.
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    You can fuck right off, faggot.
     
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  11. Mr Sinister

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    Go home Phil youve ruined enough threads tonight
     
  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Phil trying , and failing miserably, to defend the skunks he rules over.
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Cry harder, faggots.
     
  14. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Phil, just get back into my drinking thread. You're safe in there. Keep your fucking skunks out, though.
     
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  18. Phil McKrakin

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  19. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    I said OUT! You're fine in my Drinking thread.
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Stop that, Biff doesn't want his thread full of garbage. I dont need to be here and either do you. Phil