For those of you who use uber or lyft

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 14, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Please set the right location and be ready when the driver gets there!!! :mad:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    dis place be dead
     
  3. Mike

    Mike Yo

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    I like to order a driver and then cancel when they get here. No charge.
     
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  4. BrulesRules

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    Take down your racist bobblehead Mike.
     
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    You think Bella got BBC tag teamed after this, Mike?

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  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :hhh:
     
  7. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    I thought you were an IT guy now, Moike?
     
  8. BleedingGums

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    Dude is a big fat liar
     
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  9. ChuckZ

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    Definitely fat!
     
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  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I enjoy lyft. I tip decent as long as it isn't you.
     
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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    God i hope so
     
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  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Martha would correct them mid hump about a proper creampie.
     
  13. baltimore mike

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    Str8 sex
     
  14. WillyBest

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    Mike, please post some of your funniest reviews to prove you really drive. You can black out any personal info.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I drive on the side
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Hope you had an uber day!
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    "My Uber drive "Big Mike" (1) wasn't big, (2) offered to give me a discount on my fare in exchange for sex.

    I told him i would pay extra for no sex with him."
     
  18. WillyBest

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    :cwl:
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Whaaaa
     
  20. Tranquil

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    You're ambitious, most people after working a job making $30.00/hr don't need to work a second job, especially that of a taxi driver. Good on ya mike!
     
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