For those of you who use uber or lyft

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Sep 14, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Please set the right location and be ready when the driver gets there!!! :mad:
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    dis place be dead
     
  3. Mike

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    I like to order a driver and then cancel when they get here. No charge.
     
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  4. BrulesRules

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    Take down your racist bobblehead Mike.
     
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    You think Bella got BBC tag teamed after this, Mike?

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    :hhh:
     
  7. Artie Laugh

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    I thought you were an IT guy now, Moike?
     
  8. BleedingGums

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    Dude is a big fat liar
     
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  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Definitely fat!
     
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  10. crazypreacher

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    I enjoy lyft. I tip decent as long as it isn't you.
     
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  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    God i hope so
     
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  12. crazypreacher

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    Martha would correct them mid hump about a proper creampie.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Str8 sex
     
  14. WillyBest

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    Mike, please post some of your funniest reviews to prove you really drive. You can black out any personal info.
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    I drive on the side
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Hope you had an uber day!
     
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    "My Uber drive "Big Mike" (1) wasn't big, (2) offered to give me a discount on my fare in exchange for sex.

    I told him i would pay extra for no sex with him."
     
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    :cwl:
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Whaaaa
     
  20. Tranquil

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    You're ambitious, most people after working a job making $30.00/hr don't need to work a second job, especially that of a taxi driver. Good on ya mike!
     
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