Stern Show For Those That Didn't Think Howard Was Being Paid By Apple

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  1. NeverHoward

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    Only a front page ad disguised as a story on his site.

    https://www.howardstern.com/news/20...7-and-everything-else-apple-introduced-today/

    The day that most Apple fans (and many on the Stern Show) having been waiting for: the official iPhone 7 announcement. Once again, September marked the month in which Apple released details of their latest smartphone. Below, we break down everything the top Mac brass revealed and unveiled during Wednesday's big event.

    THE PHONE
    First, what's outside – a shiny new frame called "Jet Black" that offers a seamless-looking surface between the glass and the aluminum back. For those who are in the market for more color, the iPhone 7 will also be available in gold, silver, and rose gold.

    iPhone 7 will be dust and water resistant, but not 100% fully waterproof. Fall into a pool? You'll be fine. But probably best not to take your phone into the shower with you.

    THE CAMERA
    The rumors were true: the iPhone 7 Plus will include a dual lens camera – one a wide-angle lens, the other a telephoto lens.

    However, all new iPhones will include brand new optical image stabilization, allowing for up to three times longer exposure. Additional specs include a six-element, 1.8 aperature lens, a 12 megapixel sensor that's 60% faster than previous models, and a quad-LED flash with 50 percent light output to detect and compensate for any imperceptible flickering of energy efficient lights.

    THE BUTTON
    No longer mechanical, the iPhone 7's home button will be overhauled and (like many other Apple products) will rely on its new taptic engine. So you won't have to actually click the home button, it'll just feel like you are.

    THE SCREEN
    Things are about to get brighter. iPhone 7's screen will be 25 percent brighter and will continue to support 3D Touch.

    THE COST
     
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    Jesus Christ I fucking love corn on the cob


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    It's so versatile!


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    Stay on topic, this thread is about apples

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    I am so hungry

    I brought my lunch :buffet:
     
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    How many you put in your but
     
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    corn is a grain
    not a vegetable
     
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    Eleven
     
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    tell me shes not saying "da fuck" at the end :jj:
     
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    i'm kinda ocd right now
    can you go with an even number pls
     
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    6-700 bucks for a fucking phone? Apple people are so retarded.
     
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    :secret:It's not just a phone.

    But you are right about Apple people over paying for things. You can get a really great Motorola phone from Amazon for $99 off contract. Just gotta deal with ads on your lockscreen.
     
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    Whoa! Me like!
    Where did you get those recipes?
     
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    Howard would never product place in order to sell products to his audience while making money from companies advertising.

    Never ever!
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Monster to wiggy " just think of all the money you'll make being the officoe spokesperson for apple. Let's go get apple tattoos to show how committed you'll be to them"


    That's what I think of them. Always on the take and wants positive publicity.

    F mutt
     
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    Let's not forget he named a cat Apple.