For XMAS I'm Giving Myself Xanax

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Atomic Wedgie

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    Luckily Dr Kaufman (Jew) is working today. Thank you baby Jesus!!
     
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    i hope karl pilkington returns to the airwaves soon
     
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    karl will be back next year, it's garonteed.
     
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    Kaufman? A Jew? Shocking.
     
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    Why do you take xanax AW?
    How much do you take?
     
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    I takebmaybe a quarter of a pill at night every so often to help with sleep. it's been a stressful year.
     
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    i think karl is back 1/21 -- the 2nd series aired last fall in the UK
     
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    Drugs are for losers! :mad:
     
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    Says the guy that's addicted to Tylenol PM.:facepalm:
     
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    What a fucking exaggeration.
     
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    How about exercising and going to bed at the same time every night to help you sleep? :coffee:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    So that's like .25mg. I get a script to take .25mg three times a day. I rarely ever take them. Like you said mostly only to sleep. Plus if a really stressful situation ever comes up I'll have a stash.

    Stuff doesn't get me high it just takes away my worries.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    try masturbating right before bed or for a lil extra excitement erotic asphyxiation
     
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    same here. greatest stuff in the world
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    shitty in a Xanax thread? No way! :brotha:
     
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    What makes it the greatest thing in the world for you?
     
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    It brings him and his hairbrush closer. :wub: