For you soon to be fathers enjoy

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  1. DrSublux

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    Nothing? Oh god dammit

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    Could have been worse

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I just got invited to a baby shower for the first time. They asked for all kinds of breast pump accessories on their registry. It was so arousing.
     
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    Shit humor.
     
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    No Ragrets

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    The last shower I was at was THE BEST. No kids or men, there and we played a game where they passed around a diaper with a melted candy turd in it and you had to guess what type of candy it was.
     
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    Da fuck that dude doing wif a black chick?
     
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    Are you stroking your cock?
     
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    Are these things painful, usually? The mother to be is very nice and funny and I don't think most of the people who will be there even have kids.
     
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    really for the first time? lucky you
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm sticking it in a meat grinder.
     
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    Can I put my finger in your ass?
     
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    I'm not saving this shit thread for you :fil:
     
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    Yes, they usually suck. You have to fake "ooo" and "ahh" over all the widdle-biddy baby shit. And they usually never give you proper food... just sandwiches and cookies.
    Unless they're Italian. :lunch:
     
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    At that age the poops are grown up and gross, but that is hilarious
     
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    Most of the people I know, including me, are not having children
     
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    damn straight :jj:
     
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