Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Feb 23, 2015.
Nothing? Oh god dammit
Could have been worse
I just got invited to a baby shower for the first time. They asked for all kinds of breast pump accessories on their registry. It was so arousing.
The last shower I was at was THE BEST. No kids or men, there and we played a game where they passed around a diaper with a melted candy turd in it and you had to guess what type of candy it was.
My wife on our wedding day @Sea Slob
Da fuck that dude doing wif a black chick?
Are you stroking your cock?
Are these things painful, usually? The mother to be is very nice and funny and I don't think most of the people who will be there even have kids.
really for the first time? lucky you
I'm sticking it in a meat grinder.
Can I put my finger in your ass?
I'm not saving this shit thread for you
Yes, they usually suck. You have to fake "ooo" and "ahh" over all the widdle-biddy baby shit. And they usually never give you proper food... just sandwiches and cookies.
Unless they're Italian.
At that age the poops are grown up and gross, but that is hilarious
Most of the people I know, including me, are not having children