WTF Forensic experts use ancient Semite skulls to reveal what Christ may have looked like

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  1. chapped

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    I might have seen Jesus working at my local 7/11 just the other night




    • Retired medical artist recreated the face of a man, living at the same time and place as Jesus, using forensic techniques and passages from the Bible
    • Portrait shows the Son of God with a wide face, hazel eyes and a beard
    • He is also depicted as having short curly hair and a tanned complexion
    • The 'reconstruction' was based on three Semite skulls found in Israel


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Should I get pizza for lunch or something healthy
     
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    i save pizza for Fridays
     
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    Looks like a younger "rat hole" Saddam.
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    jesus was a middle eastern tho
     
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    is that were Jerusalem is? I thought it was south of Detroit
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not gonna be here Friday tho
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i thought it was in Compton, CA
     
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    Naw man, all over Mexico.
     
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    day off??

    then get pizza

    YOLO
     
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    They should do this with Mohammed to see what he would have looked like.

    Oh wait....
     
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    I can't take this anymore.
     
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    He'd have trouble at airports.
     
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    Wait....you mean a middle eastern dude doesn't look like Ryan Gosling with long brown flowing hair? Shocker.
     
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    wasn't Jesus Jewish?

    that means he would have gotten a Kosher meal on the flight
     
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    Se parece a mi amigo Jesus. :)
     
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    i was surprised
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hells yeah I took Friday off because....reasons
     
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    Everyone knows that Jesus looked like mid 1970's Ted Nugent.

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