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LEGENDARY SAN FRANCISCO STRIPPER CAROL DODA DIES



Associated Press
by DANIEL NUSSBAUM12 Nov 201512

Legendary San Francisco burlesque performer, actress and singer Carol Doda has died. She was 78.
Doda became a fixture at the Condor Club in North Beach in the 1960s, according to the Associated Press. Her 44″ bust reportedly became known as the “Twin Peaks of San Francisco.”

Doda’s decision to dance topless at the club in 1964 reportedly revolutionized the entire gentleman’s club industry, particularly in San Francisco. Her signature routine involved go-go dancing atop a grand piano as it descended on a cable from overhead. Patrons soon flocked to the Condor Club to check out “the Girl on the Piano.”

 

I quit jerking off to her tits when I discovered Color Climax and Rodox video porn.
I was about 14.

 

The saddest story of the week is some jabroni spilled a drink on @LawyerLarry new ribera jacket. @ClintDagger dropped that sucker like a shot from a gun. That jacket is going to have a better life than most people's kids. The owner tried to claim it was a accident well @tradioguy69 and @MrPPV trashed the whole restaurant. When the police showed up @ShutUpSitDown explained who we were and the cops said we were in the right. @EDDIEVRULZ now is running the guys bar and banging the guys wife. At Larry inc. it's no accident we are the best it was written in the stars.

 

Wow, what a babe. Reminds me a little of Barbara Eden.

 

Them is world class tits..Hope they're big, full and bouncy in titty heaven.


RIP and here's to tucking a buck between those vintage boobage.

Motor boat them for me, God!
B-b-b-b-b-brewsky!!!!!

 

As a follow up, I have personally ordered every chinaman, slope, gook, and dink in the city to provide written estimates (in their native languages preferably. I'm not sure I could bear their butchery of my mother tounge) for the proper laundering and reconditioning of @LawyerLarry's property. Rest assured that @ljc has secured the necessary motor vehicles from Brinks to transport this garment to the facility where it will be restored to a better than new condition.

Be certain that this situation in under control and that you, the general public, need not persist in your distress and general malaise. You may return to your rotten, pathetic existences while Larry Inc. will return to being the embodiment of greatness.

 

WOW
she loox awesome.
and she's REAL.
imagine that.

...except for the wig. but hat girl wants her hair to smell like whiskey belch and cigarette smoke anyway.