Forget the wig. Does Howard have dentures?

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  1. Shivvy

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    those teeth are looking mighty fake
     
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    I went through the had all caps. And now I have a mouth that is 80% dental implants. It's cause I've had a horrible eating disorder since I was six. Back to the point... Those implants really took me out. I couldn't chew or talk well.
    His teeth look to me like full dentures. His gums look fake and with imp!ants you have your own.

    @Byeyou would know. He's had a ton of work allover. So has moooose.
     
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    When he said Beshhhhhh job he can do he let the cat out of the BAG.
     
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    He's gone through several generations of teeth.

    He had a really bad set up upper front teeth for a while. Then he clearly had a dental implant. This was the real reason that Ralph got banned from the house, because Ralph talked about it on the air.

    Then Howard had some more permanent teeth installed. After that, he had veneers added to make his teeth white and "square." The shapes are not human teeth shapes; they resemble piano keys.
     
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    I worked in dentistry for years...and you can tell when someone has dentures because they have a slight or severe whistling sound when they talk....None of his teeth look natural...but I doubt that he has full dentures but he most likely has partials or "flippers" as we call them, that take the place of missing teeth so it looks like you have a full set until your implants have set after they have been drilled/screwed into basically your jaw bones...When you've been torturing people for a millennial over their ugly choppers this is what I call: Toothy Karma..
     
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    maybe just the fronts?
     
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    Nope.

    He had a flipper. I believe he now has 2 implants and the rest ON THE TOP are crowns. He has no upper molars.

    His bottom teeth are a mangled mess of bad crowns and ugly teeth.
     
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    Looking at this photo makes me think back to when he went at Sal for spending $$$$ on new choppers and how fake they looked, and how they were too white.. and on and on (not that he wasn't right, just that he's a hypocrite mofo)

    Also, makes me cringe because like I said I worked in dentistry for some time and I know what gougy mother f---ers SOME dentists can be..They tell you how ugly/unattractive your natural teeth are so they can sell you thousands of dollars worth of porcelain and then grind your normal teeth down to little monster nubs so you can never go back to what were probably perfectly OK teeth....and will always have to go back and replace then old $$$ with new $$$$$$$...



    What Howard's teeth probably look like under the toilet lid covering he has now :

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    Flipper.......................................no flipper
     
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    Ugh...that sounds incredibly painful.
     
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    Who's this fucking guy???








    :c
     
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    It's not.
     
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    The people in the biz say implants and they should certainly know but why DO his gums look fake ?
     
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    I've been promising for years to do the definitive thread in Howard Stern's fake teeth...one of these days.

    His gums don't look fake to me :dontknow: they're in a weird spot up front because of his skeletal deformity. And I would guess the grey hue is from improperly placed implants. But they're real.
     
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    It sounds like something that should be on "Game of Thrones".
     
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    Oh, yes, it is the greyish color up front that looks off. Thanks
     
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    If the dentures are made right, there should be no whistle - slight or severe. I think Howard's biggest issue with his teeth is how white they are. I'm surprised he doesn't realize this. Btw, you worked in dentistry, what does that mean? You were a dentist?
     
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    yep. fake. you can see the difference
     
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