WTF Forplay

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Mar 15, 2016.

  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    How long do you spend on forplay?
     
  2. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    eleventy six minutes
     
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  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Three weeks
     
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  4. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Depends if I'm alone or not. :dontknow:
     
  5. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Are you talking alone or with my wife ?
     
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  6. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard said Beth doesn't like foreplay. So for him, 0.0
     
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  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    Until the job is done......RIGHT :salute:
     
  8. rogmar

    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    That's a bit short, step ya game up fella...:crowd:
     
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  9. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Depends on chemistry and what the woman responds to. I love eating women out and getting them turned on but some women are just cock hungry and want penetration because that's how they get off
     
  10. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    I see the prob. youre in such a hurry you forgot the e
     
  11. mrd160

    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

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    What's foreplay?
     
  12. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Until my tongue cramps up
     
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  13. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Are you counting the preceding weeks of begging? If so, I win.

    :ss:
     
  14. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Until she cums.
     
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  15. Hamster

    Hamster Well-Known Member

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    Six days......making coffee, lunches, dishes, gassing her car, picking up the dry cleaning, walking the dog........ all for 6 minutes on Saturday night. Ah married life. ;)
     
  16. Super Dave

    Super Dave Well-Known Member

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    The answer is 5!
     
  17. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    As long as it takes.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
  19. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    you guys are crazy
     
  20. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol Foxy White Gold

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    Not to be vulgar, but I try to do everything that I can with my tongue, fingers or some type of toy for however long it takes to get her off before I ultimately disappoint her with my cock. I mean I know I'm gonna get off, so I try and make sure the unlucky lady does as often as possible. By any means necessary.