News Fort Lauderdale man accused of sexual battery wanted to 'get this party started'

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Police: Fort Lauderdale man accused of sexual battery wanted to 'get this party started'
    Tonya Alanez
    She awoke from what she thought was a dream to quickly realize someone was in bed with her, rubbing her buttocks. That someone turned out to be a friend without any pants on, according to a police report.

    Christopher "Topher" O'Bitts, 29, of Fort Lauderdale, is now jailed on two charges of sexual battery.

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    Police say that after partying at a bar until 3:30 a.m. with a group of friends, O'Bitts and his wife showed up at one of the friend's homes and tried to coerce two women, both 21, into having sex.

    The woman who thought she was having a sexual dream about her boyfriend only to discover it was O'Bitts in her bed, screamed, chased him away and called police, the report said.

    She told police she, O'Bitts, his wife and several others "are all mutual friends" who frequently spend time together and that she has repeatedly brushed off O'Bitts' sexual advances.

    "[O'Bitts] and his wife have a very open relationship and ... he has propositioned for a threesome on several occasions," the report said.

    Before making a move on the sleeping woman, O'Bitts first aimed his sexual gestures toward the woman who answered the door. She told police that O'Bitts and his wife sandwiched her on a couch, rubbed her body and kissed her neck while trying "to convince her to have sex with them," the report said.

    She told the couple she wasn't interested, but O'Bitts persisted. According to the report, he pulled her shorts aside and digitally penetrated her three times. She shoved O'Bitts in the chest and knocked him off balance. Unfazed, he said he was going to wake up the other woman "and get this party started."

    He has propositioned for a threesome on several occasions. — Fort Lauderdale police report
    When the sleeping woman awoke, she felt something inside of her and someone rubbing her buttocks. That's when she saw that it was O'Bitts in her bed and screamed for him to leave, the arrest report said.

    Police arrested O'Bitts, a salesman for Metro PCS, a DJ and a father, the next day, Oct. 2, at his Fort Lauderdale home. He has since been locked up in the Broward Main Jail where he is being held on $150,000 bond. It was unclear whether he had hired an attorney.

    In February 2015, a Broward judge granted early termination of O'Bitts' sentence of three years probation on charges of trafficking and conspiring to traffick MDMA and tampering with evidence. As part of his punishment, O'Bitts also served one year of house arrest and successfully completed a residential drug-recovery program, court records show.

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/b...fl-after-party-sex-arrest-20161010-story.html
     
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    Hey, Milky, how about posting some positive, uplifting, life affirming stories about Florida?

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    .....never mind.
     
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    So, what did he do wrong?
    How else are guys supposed to get laid if they are not aggressive?
     
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    Needs pics of the victim and the wife in the "open relationship" before any this goes any further.
     
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    Most of us have party restraint. Not that we don't want to though.
     
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    These ladies are clearly party poopers.
     
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    Ugh. She needs to be charged too. Lock 'em both up. That said, why wasn't the wife charged as an accomplice?
    "...O'Bitts and his wife sandwiched her on a couch, rubbed her body and kissed her neck while trying "to convince her to have sex with them," the report said."
     
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    He wanted his O'Bitts played with.
     
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    I'm sure that there a few guys in the Broward County jail who would like to party with him.
     
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    WHOOP WHOOP!!
     
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    Florida again lol
     
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    O'bitts looks more like an Ortiz or Ortega in that photo.
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    This :coffee:
     
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    "This party's just getting started!"
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