Foster kitten ESCAPES from Beefus' selfie - so Beefus just posts photo of herself

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, May 31, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Or as Beefus puts it, the kitten got "camera shy."

    But guess what the photo does have:

    • Humble brag hashtag (#notsointerestingnow)
    • The scary left nostroe that is going to come after me when I go to sleep. :ohnoes:

    bethostern Was taking a selfie with a kitten on my neck and he got camera shy#dedicatedtothosewhohatekittenpics #notsointerestingnow

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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I've never seen someone look for so much twitter attention from gay men and cat ladies. It's insane. :facepalm:
     
  3. Slappy

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    Nice bitch face. The upper lip is looking very full.
     
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    bad dye
    weird ears
    grandma neck
    pimples
    forgot she pretends to have blue eyes
    #cuntface
     
  5. Slappy

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    Whats with her ear? :dontknow:
     
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    Ugh.
     
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    "Was taking a selfie with a kitten on my neck"

    :lol: :lol: What a fuckin line! Even Howard, as the evolved woman he has become, has got to want to shoot himself when he reads this shit!
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    #yourearssuck
    #noonecares
    #swallowawholebottleofxanax
    #zinfandelchaser
     
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  12. Slappy

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    How many different colors can a face be?
     
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    Why does she have hazel eyes in this picture?
     
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    I was about to shoot Kennedy but Kennedy's limo drove too fast, so here's a pic of me in the book suppository after Kennedy's limo drove away. #fuckingcuteright?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    we are getting to them!!! In the words of Winston Churchill, "We will never give up and we will never surrender!"
     
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    Harsh and drunk in this pic. Bad bad skin and rheumy eyes.
     
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    #heyyouguysarestealingmyhashtagbit #Iinventedhashtagging #tellemFred #ohandyeahshehasoldchickneck
     
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    oh and make no mistake: when she alludes to people hating on her kitten pics she is so entirely referring to us, I follow her on Instagram and Twitter and 99% are people just sucking her clit every pic she posts
     
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    This is not a good picture. She looks old.
     
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