Fought with my chink neighbor the other day

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He went in my backyard and put up a fence without my permission to keep the deer out. Then he tried to argue my property was his. Mind you we can see my room from where we were standing. What a goofy gook.
     
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    I bet you fucked him in the ass.
     
  3. boxers

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    You can legally fire plastic bbs at chines people who have a problem with the english language and pellets when they enter your property. I used mine for the neighbors dogs but.........
     
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    2 billion Chinese.... Nobody gonna miss 1 .... Catch my drift
     
  5. wife is a whore

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    I hate people that move to a rural/suburban setting, then try to make it like a city. Deer were there before the slope. Years ago a development was built in my town, sub divided off a horse farm. Within a year, the fuckheads were complaining about the smell of horses. Thank god the economy is shit and the building has all but ceased around here.

    It is like the assholes that move to a shore town in Jersey, 3 blocks from the bars, then complain about the bars and the tourists.
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    Deer are cool as fuck. I love when they come into my yard.
     
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    I've seen as many as 9 in my horse pasture. One time I was checking out the creek on the horse farm behind me, and I heard a stick break. I turned around, 2 deer ran out of the woods and stood by the 3 rail fence. 6 or 7 others then ran out, one by one, went in between the first 2, ducked under the lowest rail, and ran to meet up in the middle of the pasture. When the last one got there, they bolted together. All this while I stood still, smoking a butt.

    Fuck City Life.

    Sorry if I shared that before, but I love the story.
     
  8. connollyptr1

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    lol i love this post, i had a fight with one of mine that owned a resturant, one day. when i told him, stop putting cat balls in my soup you gooky bastard.
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    So true
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    [video=youtube;8kL9Qhu_W18]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kL9Qhu_W18[/video]
     
  11. jonpow

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    That's one of my favorite Jackie jokes

    What do you call a fat chink?
     
  12. Howard Stork

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    Could have been a Messican neighbor. Consider yourself lucky.
     
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    Sumo wrestler
     
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    Sumo wrestlers are from Japan, Schmoopy.
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    A chunk

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    My answer was funnier. F Jackie. :coffee:
     
  18. Chwizas Girl

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    If you want to mess with the Asian, intwoduce his daughter to Chwiza.

    ROR
     
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    watch out for ticks
     
  20. stripes

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    reminds me of that asian neighbor on king of the hill...guy was a total fucknut, funny tho.