WTF Found a dead body

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  1. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    for the first time. Work related. Anyone else have this happen? Kind of fucked
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    You fucked a dead body?
     
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    Call the wolf...
     
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    HAL HAM

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  5. ninifunkhauser

    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    No. Checked for signs of life. 0.0
     
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    One time a co worker friend and I were going to spend the weekend at our boss's beach house but we found him dead. We had to pretend he was alive though. Long story with a sequel.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Not me, but our upstairs neighbor croaked like 2 WEEKS before someone found him when we lived in an apt years ago. When they opened the door, malodorous devils poured into the hallway. You....NEVER...forget...the...smell...of...a...rotting....dead...body.
     
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    Was it a hot chick and still warm?
     
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    How much money was in his wallet?
     
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    A thank you would be nice.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    Happens all of the time. Sweet AV!
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Eat her pussy before the bloat @HAL
     
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    ninifunkhauser Well-Known Member

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    No... Late 50s dude. I'm a social worker. Found him in his apartment. Slight smell but he had only been dead less than 12 hours.
     
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    Did you take a selfie?
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    For the record, if you want to avoid dumbass comments like mine and everyone else, give details.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Too bad he wasn't missing an eye or an ear ... Beff would have saved him
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Was there foul play suspected?
     
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    No.. Actually panicked. 911 wanted me to do CPR. But I knew he was dead. Lividity
     
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    No, he had a lot of health problems. But had been stable for a long time
     
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