Found: Howard's Wig Source

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Laika, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. Laika

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    It's made of real human hair Robin.......Robin?
     
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    O'reilyyyy?
     
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    He got his Top from the dude from Good Fellas. Murry the Furrier.
     
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    Good thing he has a pin head. That neck couldn't support a normal human head.
     
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    He was banging so many models he almost got fired from his dish-washing job back in high school!
     
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    Says he wears his sunglasses indoors for no other reason than to look cool.


    ... Not for the rapidly darting eyes?
     
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    Howard nearly collapsing in the heat when the others are smiling and waving, looking happy and healthy. He is a failing woman. Not easy on the eyes, either! The Horror! :puke:
     
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    You guys really should stop picking on Howard for wearing a wig. Yeah, it would be kind of silly for a normal 60 year old man to wear a jet black super thick mop. But Howard is one of those ultra rare 60 year old men that looks 32. Think about it, you've been blessed with the greatest genetics in the face. Your mug is so handsome and youthful and your body is so fucking ripped and hot that you could be cast as Captain America. Of course you'd want your hair to match.

    AGT is the super success it is due in large part to the adolescent girls who watch Howard amidst their sexual awakenings. He is AGT's version of Adam Levine.

    "The teen girls whisper to each other and giggle at me, Robin. It's so cute. They think I was the bad boy of 'N Sync... or something."

    Howard can't afford to be bald. Neither can NBC. A lot of people depend on that wig atop his handsome head. FACT!
     
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    Isn't that Ric Ocasek from The Cars?