Found on my hotel room floor. Anyone know what this is?

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Between the night stand and the wall. Also found a few hairs around the bathroom sink.

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  2. wife is a whore

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    Nipple and clit clamps.
     
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    Haha. Splash is so poor he has to stay in Motels
     
  4. Daveindiego

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    That's a pile of semi-old cum that has taken the form of a necklace.

    But it is spooge, no doubt about it.
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    It looks like some of the bugs I see at work.
     
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    LOLOLolol
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

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    nipple clamps
     
  8. pheelios

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    yup
     
  9. Splash

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    I thought it was nipple clamps. Fuck, I'm kinda skeeved out but it's kinda hot too.
     
  10. FtM

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    I hope you don't own a blacklight. :weird:











    How many quarters have you put in the "Magic Fingers" thingy attached to the bed so far? :c
     
  11. FunnyFarm2

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    try em on brah

    take a pic for Mario
     
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    sniff it
     
  13. Splash

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    It's bad bro. I have no food, I have no job, there are NIPPLE CLAMPS ON THE FLOOR!
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

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    Shit...splash don't stay in a place that takes change.

    Black American Express gets him the real magic fingers

    long long time
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    What's it smell like?
     
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    Then what the fuck you doing in a motel, instead of hanging out at the bus station?
     
  17. FtM

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    Then he should go to the lobby and get a beautiful Russian hooker to model them for him. :marx:
     
  18. Splash

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    The sheets look clean but that's about it. Look at this curtain :eek:


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  19. FunnyFarm2

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    I suspect she's the one that dropped it in his room

    this is just his cover story.

    He just "found" it
     
  20. FtM

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    Oh dear god! :eek:

    Where are you staying? Bosnia?