found out i'm a big pussy yesterday

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  1. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    took the nephews to Canada's Wonderland on Friday and I can't handle these new roller coasters.

    I haven't been there since I was in high school and used to ride all the "big ones" back then....now the old ones are tiny in comparison to these huge new ones.

    I was so relieved when my 9 year old nephew finally decided he didn't want to go on the Leviathan (which meant I didn't have to go on with him!) I wasn't prepared for how hard-core they've gotten.

    now i'm watching all these youtube videos for rollercoasters and i'm pissed that I didn't go on. I need to go back.


     
  2. Bye You!

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    I read somewhere that as you age the fluid in your inner ear thickens and that's why older people don't like the rides any more.

    Regardless, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.
     
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    No loops! What the hell?
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    no loops, but you got to see it in person. it's terrifyingly huge


    I think i'm going to take the ferry over to Cedar Point next summer. I can't even imagine what must be going on there
     
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    I have vertigo and won't do them, either. Doctor said it's an inner ear thing, too.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    the restraints are what freaked me out.

    I was expecting big, heavy duty shoulder restraints but it's just some weird little lap-bar thing. of course it's safe, but it sure doesn't look like it


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    :lo5:

    :secret: I've become a big pussy
     
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    Aw hell no!! :ohno:
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    No. Not pussy. Canadian.
     
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    The blonde in the front has awesome tits!
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    fuck this thing too

     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Oh crap. The video was really cool. I wasn't sure what the big deal was, but that looks insanely scary.
     
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    Aside from being a pussy, this :rolleyeup: is why I don't go near these things.
     
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    It only takes one rusty screw. But I'd still do it.
    I say that, but I thought I was going to die on the California Adventure roller coaster.....so maybe not.
     
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    "In some people, in old age, something dries up in the ear. It's not lubricated."

    - Howard Stern, as Ben Stern


     
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    I haven't been to Canada's Wonderland in a long time..

    Last time I went it was in the middle of the country, and you knew you were getting close to the exit because you passed some rusty driving range setup in a farmers field.

    Now it's in suburbia.
     
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    There is no fluid in your middle ear. If there was, it would be a veritable wading pond for bacteria and ear infections.
     
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    that drop looks sick, i live bout 30 min from six flags tho in nj with 2 of the dopest coasters ever, kingda ka and nitro

    kingda ka , tallest and fastest in the world
    128 mph in less than 3 seconds and 460 ft

     
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    That's it. What the fuck?