Found the grave of a particular douchebag and farted loudly on Marylin Monroe's crypt

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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    The wife and I spent the last week in the Hollywood area, and I wanted to check out a cemetery where a number of celebrities were laid to rest. Anyway, I found this particular jerkoff's grave in a gorgeous corner plot. Sorry the pic quality isn't great.

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    A little later, my wife found Marylin Monroe's crypt on the other side. I was really gassy from eating junk food during our trip, and I promptly turned my ass to her spot in the wall and ripped one loudly. My wife told me she couldn't believe I farted on Marylin Monroe's grave, and I laughed like a madman for the remainder of the trip.
     
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    I am in Beverly Hills. ... what cemetery is that?
     
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    I heard jfk used to trap her in the dutch oven from time to time.
     
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    him and Robert used to double dutch her fat ass
     
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    kennedy fahts were a big part of camelot
     
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    Here are a few others I found. It was nice to see the Graves of Don Knotts, Dean Martin and Carrol O'Conner. I'm still a big fan.

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    Don Knotts has a gorgeous marker. I work in the funeral business, and I haven't seen too many like that. I also like the inscription on Deano's.
     
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    You're right next to it. It's Westwood Village Memorial Park.
     
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    Dean Martin nice
     
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    hugh hefner has the crypt beside Monroe....stupid fuck Hollywood silliness:rolleyes:
     
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    Oh ok...Yea that's super close
     
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    Fun fact... Dean Martin is still legally drunk
     
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    Supposedly some obsessed asshole bought the crypt above her and had the funeral director turn him onto his stomach so he could face her for all eternity. I asked the attendant in the office if that was true, and she said it was.
     
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    I've got to find some way to strip stupid rich people of their money
     
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    What kind of security do they have at this place? Guard at night? Is the fence jumpable? I'm asking for a "friend"
     
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    laying on your stomach is bad for your health
     
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    It's a public cemetery. I was surprised how small it is, it wouldn't cover more than three city blocks. No fence, but I'm betting it has a night watchman.
     
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    Roy Orbison and Frank Zappa are also buried there, but oddly, the graves are unmarked.
     
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    Kinison was right -- it never ends.
     
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    People are dying to get in there.
     
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