News 'Four years?' American father-of-two stabs himself to death with a pair of scissors ...

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  1. AmishGirl

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...our-year-prison-sentence-drug-possession.html

    'Four years?' American father-of-two stabs himself to death with a pair of scissors in a Taiwan court immediately after being sentenced to jail for marijuana possession

    Tyrel Martin Marhanka fatally cut his neck at the Changhua District Court

    The 41-year-old had reportedly smuggled scissors past security guards

    He severed both of his arteries when the judge handed down his jail term

    Marhanka said: 'I don’t want to live anymore,' before killing himself

    He had a wife and two young children and had lived in Taiwan for 15 years
     
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    four years? He could have survived, no sympathy from me.
     
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    He can smuggle scissors into the courtroom but manages to get busted for pot possession ?
    @Daveindiego type fuck up.
    :bong:
     
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    That's how you do it, Artie.
     
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    that was a ninja move blade in each hand
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I wonder if it was because he couldn't face 4 years in prison or because he couldn't face 4 years without getting high.
     
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    what a pussy! you know the laws in that country and how strict they are! you know what happens if you get caught! 4 years for all that he was caught with to me doesnt seem that bad! what a pussy!
     
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    He just did the world a favor.
     
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    He probably knew his "dancer" wife would pimp out the kids to make ends meet while he was spending 4yrs blowin guards for smack.
     
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    There is something about the term "Taiwanese Prison" that makes me think it's one half dozen or the other when it comes to his choice.

    Also, 4 years for growing 200 plants, having another 195 curing, and 10 opium poppies (which I'd be willing to bet is the real no no in this case), that seems like a downright lenient sentence when it comes to an Asian prison. I don't care how much of an American puppet state they are.
     
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    before you die send me some of that sweet golden triangle stuff
     
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    At least he died doing what he loved.
     
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