Fourth graders at NY school plotted to kill teacher with hand sanitizer

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    Fourth graders at NY school plotted to kill teacher with hand sanitizer, report says
    Published January 11, 2015
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    Three fourth graders in a New York elementary school plotted to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer in December, The New York Daily News reported.

    The 9-year-old students, who attend Elba Elementary School in upstate New York, allegedly told fellow students they were going to kill their teacher “by putting antibacterial products around the classroom,” according to the police report.

    The teacher is extremely allergic to hand sanitizer and banned it from the classroom, and so the students planned to poison her with it. However, the plot was foiled when a fellow student told their parents, who then referred it to the school board.

    Chief Deputy Jerome Brewster of the Genesee County Sheriff’s Department told the Daily News that police had found little motive for the scheme beyond the fact that the children said the teacher “is mean.”

    However, Brewster also said that authorities considered the plot to be “idle chatter” and did not charge the student with crimes, instead referring the matter to the school district who are treating the threats “very seriously.”

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    Oh those kids! Rascals! :D

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    Obviously, we need more restrictions on the access to hand sanitizer :ucoffee:
     
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    pack of angry kids.
     
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    If they converted to Islam, they would be put on the no fly list. That would show them.
     
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    We need more warning labels on hand sanitizer bottles.
     
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    Cool it, will ya. :cool:
     
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    Hands down! Dont squirt! :nooo:

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    The other kids should shank that kid who ratted them out. What a pussy
     
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    Back in the day it was a tac on her chair. Not a death sentence.
     
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    more like demons. what the fuck did the teacher do to deserve this?

    you know these are probably middle-class students......these little bastards wanted to get away with the crime. if they were blaeks, they would have dragged her into a bathroom, raped and then cut her throat like that monster did last year.
     
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    Someone get those little shits a second place trophy!
     
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    Allergic to hand sanitizer?? Which one? There's alcohol and triclosan and probably a dozen other chemicals. Never heard of this "allergy". I wonder if the teacher is merely a loon.

    Nah, not enough to RTFA though.
     
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    Who the fuck is allergic to hand sanitizer ?
    Isn't it mostly alcohol ?
     
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    Can we play 'Guess the Race' ?
     
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    This is what I was thinking!! My god, we are living in the frailest time in history.
    I never remember restrictions on anything! And people were fine.
    People smoked cigarettes openly everywhere.
    I was 11 and I'd leave in the morning on my bike and come home for dinner.
    Never had anyone forcing me to drink water.
    I never knew anyone with a food allergy.
    How can we be living so much longer yet so much weaker as a species?
     
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    kids r getting dumber by the day
     
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    an "urban" school?
     
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    I love the picture of the white kid as the student.

    Look at videos of black kids in classrooms. It's the Congo post the leaving of the Belgians.
     
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