Fox Chapel High Reunion Page - Old Picture of Beth as Homecoming Queen

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  1. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard mentioned that Beth went to her reunion over the weekend and her Fox Chapel high class has a reunion page on Facebook. There was only one picture of her and although the Ostrosky family isn't known for honesty, it looks like her story about being the homecoming queen is true. Now if only someone could just find those European modeling photos.

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  2. BethSucks

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    Wonder if she had a threesome with the king and his boyfriend.
     
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    "And when Beth won homecoming queen the principal came to her house to personally give her the good news!"
     
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    and after he gave her the good news she gave him a blow job and assured her self of straight A's
     
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    I wonder if Mike got some that night because the entire Fox Chapel football team did.
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    Beefus was the first transgendered homecoming Queen ever. :grad:
     
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    mike o'malley seems queer irish
     
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    She reminds me A LOT of a girl I went to school with. Everyone was always talking about how she was a "model type" - 5'10" - 5'11", blonde/blue-eyed, BIG smile. The thing is, even though she was technically "popular", she was NOT the girl all the guys wanted, not by a long shot. That didn't stop us (the girls) from being envious of her though. We all wished we could look like Lauri - "She's so gorgeous! She could be on Vogue!" and she ate it up. We all believed it was HER choice not to date. She was too amazing, too beautiful and too good for high school boys.:rolleyes:

    I saw some recent pictures of her on social media and she hasn't changed much. But I was struck by how unremarkable, blah and masculine her appearance looks through my grown up eyes. Shoulders like a linebacker, titless, masculine jaw and nose, no waist and utterly sexless. Dresses like a schoolmarm.
     
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    Perhaps all that attention drove Lauri inward and she became who she was meant to be and not what everyone thought she was.

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    But alone at night in her dingy apartment she reads by candlelight and lives a completely different life.

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    Even in High School she just had to mug for the camera.
     
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    Well, she made it big just like she and her family always knew she would. She fucks an old gross billionaire and uses all the resources she now has to play with a few kittens. Quite the success.
     
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    She isnt even cute in that picture
     
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    Somebody finally found it!! She's man-handling Mike O'Malley just like she does the kittens! Look at that hand!!
     
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    You mean "Golddigger Queen"
     
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    ......or "Queen of all Cunts"
     
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    She looks like she's 45 and should be reporting the local news in that picture.

    I was also a cheerleader. And I guess the 'queen'.Only I didn't stick around, I left early and went to a violent femmes concert. Mind you I had to transfer my senior year to a really rich stuck up HS. The cheerleading was easy, I've done it before. The homecoming stuff was too much. Getting hives thinking about it. So dumb. Of course Berth loved it.
     
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    1989-19(she had to have been held back at least one grade)=1970=45 years old
     
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    Nice catch.

    Eta she was probably 18. Turned 19 in summer. Every state is different. PA may have been you needed to be 5 by sept. 1
     
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    Kind of pathetic that at 45 she goes to her class reunion...she strikes me as the kind of woman who loved high school and wants to relive every moment she spent there...the pep rallies, homecoming, prom...all the events that still have meaning for her. What's funny is that she's now with the geeky guy that she probably goofed on in high school....two people who had such a different high school experiences.
     
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