Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SuperFarts, Jun 17, 2016.
"So he's got that going for him."
Should tell you everything you need to know about Fox News
49% respect, 51% douchechills
The scene in the movje basically implied the Dalai Lama was a cheapskate. I doubt he'd be pleased if he saw the scene
What a fucking moron.
Nice its about time someone asked him the real questions
Big hitter the Lama
The guys face after that idiot asked the question. It almost seemed like he was annoyed, like he's been asked that question a million times already.
that brett baier guy
he looks like the guy on your local affiliate who does the afternoon news weather
it's weird--it's an odd look
Which is nice
Faux Newz doesn't even have the sense to be humiliated.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Real men quote Caddyshack and The Godfather
The Dalai Lama has a pretty good sense of humor. I doubt he'd care enough to be displeased!
"I had to ask you that". Why? Did you lose a bet?
I have this hat
He must have some sense of humor. When he's not in Tibet, he lives in Jersey.
"So, you're not a big hitter?"
Sorry, that interviewer IS a complete moron, but I have to admit that I LOL'ed when he asked the Lama that!
But the Lama DIDN'T turn out to be a cheapskate, he promised Carl total consciousness on his deathbed, which is nice!