Fran Dresher was abducted by aliens and they implanted a chip.

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    http://www.inquisitr.com/187191/fran-drescher-claims-she-was-abducted-by-aliens/

    Ever wonder how Fran Drescher became famous? Turns out the actress was abducted by aliens when she was in junior high and had a chip planted in her

    Drescher believes that she was abducted by aliens when she was a teenager. The chip that the aliens planted in her apparently programmed her to meet Peter Marc Jacobson, her ex-husband.

    But the aliens weren’t trying to help Drescher find love. They just wanted to give her the inspiration she needed to create her new show “Happily Divorced.â€

    Drescher told the Huffington Post:

    “You know, it’s funny because Peter and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high…. We realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet… We both have this scar. It’s the exact same scar on the exact same spot.â€
    Jacobson hasn’t said if he believes in aliens or not, but he did say that Drescher probably got her scar from a hot beverage. Drescher, however, has an explanation for that.

    “That’s what the aliens programmed us to think. But really, that’s where the chip is.â€

    I'll give her an implant. :madsex:
     
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    would still hit. even tomorrow.
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    make sure you keep something in her mouth at all times tho. That voice. (insert nails on chalkboard here)
     
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    this is like one of those threads
     
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    I've grown to love her voice...
     
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    Cup! :hw: