Frank Zappa - Illinois Enema Bandit

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  1. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    [video=youtube;zLlsOwqfD6s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlsOwqfD6s[/video]
     
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    why does it hurt when I pee?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Could be the clap.
     
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    Frank > Tipper
     
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    [h=1]“I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.”[/h]
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Hy-O-Silver!

    Ha Ha!
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    :jj:
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Beyond the schnozz, Frank wasn't a bad looking guy. He embraced his ugly.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    He made up for it in talent. His daughter ain't bad looking.
     
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    I know what you're going for here. :nojj:

    Ironically, had FZ been given a few enemas he might have discovered the prostate issue.
     
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    [video=youtube;B0DdJdqn7sI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0DdJdqn7sI[/video]
     
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    LOL. I remembered this after I posted.
     
  14. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I had the pleasure of seeing FZ live three times...ain't I a luck bastard?

    Don't you all fret though, 'cause "broken hearts are for assholes".
     
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    "If God made man in his image, then he must be dumb all over. And a little ugly on the side."
     
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    i saw him in '88. he did his Beatles/Jimmy Swaggart medley. i was happy.
     
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    [video=youtube;USlXQRNNeS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlXQRNNeS8[/video]
     
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    Yeah you are lucky. And now I would like to wish evil upon you.
     
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    I saw Zappa in 1984, it was the show in NYC where they filmed Does Humor Belong in Music? ....not only was I there in the second row but I can now watch that exact show anytime I want on DVD! :party:

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Awesome shit. I wish I had been born 15 years earlier.