Discussion in 'The Bar' started by artiesoffspring, Nov 24, 2013.
why does it hurt when I pee?
Could be the clap.
Frank > Tipper
[h=1]“I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.”[/h]
Beyond the schnozz, Frank wasn't a bad looking guy. He embraced his ugly.
He made up for it in talent. His daughter ain't bad looking.
I know what you're going for here.
Ironically, had FZ been given a few enemas he might have discovered the prostate issue.
LOL. I remembered this after I posted.
I had the pleasure of seeing FZ live three times...ain't I a luck bastard?
Don't you all fret though, 'cause "broken hearts are for assholes".
"If God made man in his image, then he must be dumb all over. And a little ugly on the side."
i saw him in '88. he did his Beatles/Jimmy Swaggart medley. i was happy.
Yeah you are lucky. And now I would like to wish evil upon you.
I saw Zappa in 1984, it was the show in NYC where they filmed Does Humor Belong in Music? ....not only was I there in the second row but I can now watch that exact show anytime I want on DVD!
Awesome shit. I wish I had been born 15 years earlier.