Freaking Me Out

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have Muslims from India who live across the street. Literally scores of times (maybe over 100 times), some Jehovah's Witnesses have been to the Muslims' home trying to convert them. The Witnesses come at least once a week.

    This AM I am working from my home office, which faces the street.

    There are two Witnesses just sitting in an Acura in front of the house. They've been there for a half hour. They're all dressed up in suits, and they're just parked....plotting....and planning....their next move.

    I'm already a little bit on edge over a big business deal (which is going well so far), and they're making me paranoid.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Wake and baked?
     
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    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    Get video...this could be good.
     
  4. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    If one of the men in the car is chain smoking, I'd suggest moving. ;) :D

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  5. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    I have african muslim women working where I work. Full robes and headdress. They smell like baked taco shells. So weird.
     
  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    They left a flier in my door yesterday while I was out of state.

    They've been here man. They're back. And they're just sitting there in front of my house, talking about stuff.

    Why are they just sitting there? It's a beautiful day, and their windows are rolled up tight. What do the Skreed look like?

    Riley, can you hear me? Riley?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Mmmmm. Now I want tacos
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Can I interest you in some Muslim African women and their BO?
     
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    DuckDong VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pull your dick out before you answer the door... they will leave or you will get a BJ

    Either way, win win
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Fuck it. It's been a rough month. PM me the details
     
  11. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Corn or flour???
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Just make sure there are no witnesses for christ sakes.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Witnesses ARE the problem. Didn't you read the first post?
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    Make sure to film in portrait:grad:
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Could be Mormons. Do they look like they could sell insurance?
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Throw a Molotov Cocktail at the car ... they will likely move on. Or be a man, go out there and ask them what they're doing, tell them their bothering you and ask them to leave. If they seem legit, ask them to park a couple houses down because your trying to work and they're making it impossible. If your totally non-confrontational, which is OK too (I'm just not), just call the cops on the business # (not 911) and ask them if they can have an officer check them out. Oh yeah, I bet if you use the word loitering to the cops it might help? Even if it's a public street, loitering might be a no-no????
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    This :grad:
     
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    Sound like Terrorists to me, a threat to National security..:lemmy:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    you can call the police
    tell 'em a suspicious vehicle has been hanging around
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    this is quite the tenses